May 2013
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
annoyingtwink:
yahoo yaho aho ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
braydaaan:
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
good-angel-bad-wolf:
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
luciferisasexybagofdicks:
iepidemic:
hotapplestrider:
twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
holy shit
electing george bush twice
Almost electing Mitt Romney
Sleeping with Sam Winchester
deadlysick:
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
rnarker:
rnarker:
for every note this gets im running a mile
nevermind please no
allmymetaphors:
whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
